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1. La multi ani!

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2. Felicitari si o viata publicistica lunga si inteligent traita! La multi ani!

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3. La multi ani! 🙂

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4. Partida USL din CSM, asa cum s-a conturat azi: Mircea Aron, Horatiu Dumbrava, Alex Serban, Adrian Neacsu, Marius Tudose, Adrian Bordea, Corina Dumitrescu si Mona.

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5. Viata lunga si responsabila in continuare!

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6. La multi ani! 😀

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7. Ioan T Morar și-a reluat blogul. Și l-a reluat de ceva timp, eu abia azi am aflat.

   http://blog.itmorar.ro/

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8. off topic

   A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN
   To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
   In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
   Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).
   Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.
   Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
   To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
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   1. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as ‘colour,’ ‘favour,’ ‘labour’ and ‘neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the letters, and the suffix ‘-ize’ will be replaced by the suffix ‘-ise.’ Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up ‘vocabulary’).
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   2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ”like’ and ‘you know’ is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter ‘u” and the elimination of ‘-ize.’
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   3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
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   4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can’t sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you’re not ready to shoot grouse.
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   5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
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   6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
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   7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
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   8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
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   9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth – see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
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   10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one’s ears removed with a cheese grater.
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   11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
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   12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
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   13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.
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   14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
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   15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
   God Save the Queen!
   PS: Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)!

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   1. Bleen Bineînțeles că Share! În primul rînd pe Facebook, care apropo văd că lipsește din proclamație, deși trebuia să fie cel puțin prezent la fiecare punct, dar mai ales la ăla cu chestionarul (nici link spre contul de FB al reginei nu strica să fie, ca să știe lumea despre care regină Elizabeta a doua e vorba!) Și niște cu poze cu pisici. Long live!

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   2. Bleen Faina de tot 🙂 La chestia cu metric: am locuit in State vreo 3 ani, m-am obisnuit cu greu cu milele si pounds-urile lor, da’ gradele Fahrenheit nu le-am suportat niciodata. Ce naiba e de ex 100 grade F? Scara de conversie la Celsius nu e liniara, e o timpenie. Ar trebui ca scara Fahrenheit sa fie interzisa pe tot Globul.

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      1. DanCanada Bleen E liniara conversia: C x 9/5 + 32 = F. 🙂

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         1. Shaq E „inuman” liniara. Mai usor faci conversia din Kelvin decit din Fahrenheit. Auzi la Meteo dimineata „o sa fie 80-90F” Cit naiba e asta in Celsius? Cu internetul in fata stii, da’ cind iti iei cheile sa pleci la servici nu.

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         2. DanCanada Shaq No kan do

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   3. Bleen http://inliniedreapta.net/relax-trust-us-we-know-better/

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   4. Mi-ar fi placut un mesaj similar, dar serios, pentru Romania din partea Germaniei, de exemplu. Oricit de neplacut mi-ar fi fost sa invat, cit de cit, limba germana.

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9. La mulți ani și din partea mea, în continuare nonconformiști!

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10. 1861 de articole – și ce articole! Transparente și frumoase ca o întreagă veselă de Rosenthal, spălată cu detergent fin, la culoare cu buretele. (frumoase înseamnă argumentate strâns, nu compuneri romanțioase.) Eh, acum vin la spălat oalele și cratițele, odată cu înăsprirea vremurilor trebuie înăsprit și buretele…  la mulți ani! Eu, una, Tămâioasă.

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11. La multi ani! Abia acum imi dau seama ca cele doua beri baute aseara fara vreun motiv aparent au fost in cinstea voastra. Predestinare? 🙂

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12. Sa fiti sanatosi, tineri la suflet si la minte, sa nu uitati ca ai vostri cititori sunt mai destepti, mai educati si…mai ciudati! Fiti si in 2013 un sprijin pentru ei! La Multi Ani!

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13. La mulți ani! Și din ce în ce mai buni!

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14. Uraaa, abia aşteptăm serialul. Ştiu şi eu un partid de dreapta nou nouţ, abia înfiinţat în 1990.

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    1. Ba chiar în 1989

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15. Sa stiti ca beau o Grasa de Cotnari in cinstea lui Blogary!

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16. La mai mare! Un vin fiert, ceva?

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17. La mulţi ani, să ne trăim!

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